Name: Alice
Age: Never you mind
Likes: Harry Potter, vlogbrothers, LBD, Michael Aranda, history, sushi, ice cream, Elise & Jenni, Lilian, pastries, and whining about movie events.
"I refuse to cooperate."
AU where Jet hears rumors of his death and just leans into it.
So, Jet is just living his life and travels around. No one is after him because they think he’s dead. Cue an accidental meeting with the gaang. They’re like “You’re alive!” And Jet goes, “No, I’m not. Haven’t you seen the Ember Island Players’ production of the Boy in the Iceberg?”
Jet becomes an ambassador, diplomat, or an attaché of some sort and attends a world leaders summit. Zuko spots him immidiately and Jet uses this as an opportunity to really mess with him and adopt a fake identity reminiscent of Lee with the Good Tea.
Zuko is shocked. Confused. Elated? “Jet, you’re alive!” he exclaims.
Jet denies that he is Jet and says, “Sorry Firelord Zuko. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Isn’t Jet dead?”
The tables have turned. Zuko is now obsessed with proving that Jet is Jet and he is alive and not who he says he is.
Meanwhile, everyone is like “But Jet died. Didn’t you see that very accurate play?”
Jet isn’t dead but if he keeps this up Zuko is going to kill him himself.
running with the idea that jet’s near death experience strongly calmed him down (idk maybe throw in a permanent injury somewhere too anyway—)
- zuko calls in some of the freedom fighters to prove that jet is alive. unfortunately for him, jet has already roped them into his schemes.
- “Sorry, firelord zuko, but I’m not really seeing the resemblance.” “Smellerbee, you literally lived with him.”
- “Longshot…?” “…..” “Oh, c'mon!”
- zuko calls aang and katara because surely they wouldn’t lie to him.
- “You know what, I kinda do see the resemblance.” “Thank you, katara, I knew I could trust—” “He must be a distant relative or something :)”
- “Oh, cool! I didn’t know Jet had a cousin :D”
- zuko’s tempted to tear his hair out when even toph, their go-to lie detector, answers with a “yeah, that’s not that jet dude. i don’t know what you’re talking about.”
- he brings suki along, but suki only replies with a “sorry, zuko, who’s jet again?”
- “oh! didn’t he, like, get crushed under a rock or something?” (zuko may have forgotten that suki never met jet)
- zuko, tired beyond his years, brings sokka with him.
shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
[Images description: a screenshot of a reddit post in r/InterMiami.
Title: New fan here. Who are you guys?
Full post: Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What’s our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?]
